I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
dave-vriska: jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT...
yo what the hell is this, how come i don’t get paid $21 an hour
sixthgunforlife: the-devils-beast: nicodoublele: when you have so many ideas, but no talent When you have so much talent, but no ideas When you have no ideas and no talent.
fartgallery: xeroxed-toothpicks: fartgallery: reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real
kyleehenke: time for a nice mild children’s book before bedtime!
bigtimejessemacbelieber: so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82