Guess What! I Dont Care.

Why hello there.

400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

(Source: whiteteen, via e-pic)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via priapia)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via nbaum)

thebitchpudding:

if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions

(Source: spongyspice, via heyfunniest)

venussduh:

prettypussyprincess:

aquateentaskforce:

faroffpoint:

Lmfaooo 😂😂😂 “thot plotting”

I don’t like when niggas bring their girls over my house by nasirxsparksher.

8 pounds of twerk ass

ascended negro
nothing was the same

Lmfao yo.

(via nbaum)

(Source: henriduplaisir, via heyfunniest)

wes-eskimo:

m-muscle-chan:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

Whoever thought of the pants thing is a genius lmao

(via nbaum)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via heyfunniest)

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
image

(via heyfunniest)

creepytwin:

me re: bae

(Source: landorus, via heyfunniest)

cantyewest:

same

cantyewest:

same

(Source: ayeitsbrooklynn, via heyfunniest)

team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

(via heyfunniest)